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I am the commander
Fabio Trivellone...
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..45 years old, sign is Taurus.
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I have been married to for 17 years
a wonderful woman, Selvaggia.
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I'm in love with her. Savage
She is unique, exuberant, sexy.
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It's impossible to get bored with her
and win.
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You lost and now you pay the bet.
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Pay her bets
It's a pleasure...
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..but she wants to get paid
in the strangest places!
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We have never done this at home.
If I really have to find a flaw...
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This is not a defect.
Let's say she's not a good cook.
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- Do you want envelope one, two or three?
- Is this a here? Okay latre.
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- Where do I put the gift?
- Under the Christmas tree.
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Selvaggia doesn't matter.
to Christmas traditions.
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- Do we have a bonsai Christmas tree?
- What do you care?
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We are in the third millennium!
Then the Christmas trees get dirty.
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We also have a daughter
wonderful. She's my little girl.
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Martina!
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He's 16, a difficult age
especially for parents.
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They flirt in the street like dogs!
- Calm down.
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I have a relationship with her
on mutual respect.
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- I forbid you... - Don't bust my balls.
- Who was that? - I don't know him.
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- You kissed him.
- To thank him for the ride. - Do you thank me like that?
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Yes, otherwise
he no longer accompanies me.
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- It's your fault for not buying me the scooter.
- You have to be careful.
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- Males only think about one thing.
- To fuck. -To fuck?
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- Can you hear it?
- Resign yourself.
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- Sooner or later she will find the boy who will take her away.
- I do not believe.
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Surprise!
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Slut...
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Thanks, dad.
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This year I gave nice gifts.
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I have to make it up to you,
I won't spend Christmas with them.
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I have been assigned
on the Rome-Amsterdam route.
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- No turbulence is expected.
- It's not true.
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I said it for my wife
who is afraid. I'm going to her.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Hi love.
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I know it's not Wild.
This is Serena, my wife.
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I have had two wives for about 17 years
and I am the happiest man in the world.
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Serena is warm, affectionate.
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She cuddles me. With her
I have the warmth of the family...
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..linked to Christmas traditions.
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This is a tree!
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- How?
- Nothing.
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- Go and call Matteo.
- Is he in his room? - Yes.
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Matteo is the son of her first husband
Serena's, but I love him...
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..as if it were mine.
I have a comradely relationship with him.
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- Do you do blowjobs on the internet?
- No, I'm playing PC Calcio.
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PC Football? You went to the site that
I gave you, www.bellechiappe.org?
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It's a porn site and mom discovered me!
- These are natural things!
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Start the engine. Six
an army of hormones on the bench.
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You have to wake up!
The girls want that.
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How are you still a virgin with
Is that "cat" in me or my legs?
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- I saw you in the shower. It's monstrous!
- Did you look at me?
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Daddy's nice "big dick"!
Let's go eat.
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- Did you turn off the computer? - Yes.
- Where did you get the big bird from?
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From mum's Sardinian cousins?
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Wild and Serena
they know nothing about each other.
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I'm not a mascale'one. Ihave them
married! I believe this in marriage.
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I'm well organized.
One in Milan, the other in Rome...
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..and my work helps me.
I have found the recipe for happiness.
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Lnyece I troyed
the recipe for unhappiness.
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I'm Enrico Carli, 51 years old. I am
I have been married for 5 years and have a daughter who is 4 years old.
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I have two panettone factories and
one of raisins. I should be happy.
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Instead I'm desperate.
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It all started on the day
of my daughter Michela's sisters.
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Shh!
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- So, doctor?
- She's in bad shape.
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- It's a chicken pox rash.
- So?
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I'm very sorry...
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..but you will have to postpone the wedding.
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Stay calm, Marisa!
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Doctor, are you sure?
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We have to warn the guests!
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I'm afraid so.
You will have to wait at least thirty days.
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I am desolate.
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I received the grace!
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Go with the rap!
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This marriage is over.
- Enrico!
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It shouldn't be done
this wedding!
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Cesare will marry him.
Nothing changes now or in a month.
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I love it!
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Pull up the zipper.
The wedding is no longer taking place.
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What did Caesar do to you?
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What happened to you?
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Did you snort strawberries?
Where's dad?
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What a pain!
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- Dad, don't do that. Ale'ati.
- Criminal! - Cheer up.
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- What do we do?
- Nothing. The wedding is no longer taking place.
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- You will get married in another life.
- What are you saying?
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We are ruined! Think about catering,
to the flowers, to the guests.
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- What do we do, dad?
- Don't call me "dad"!
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Hello, Li'! Hello, Sghi'.
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Hi, ma. Hi, dad.
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Hi, Bro. Hi, no.
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Hi, it's me. Hello, Pi'. Hi, Pe.
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It will be repeated in twenty days!
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Hi, Giu. Hi, Su.
See you again here!
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You!
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- Mr. Amati, tell me how much I owe you.
- That's ten million.
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- Well! I'll give you the check in euros.
- We already bought the stuff.
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I'll give you a discount next time.
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No, the wedding will never happen again!
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This is the groom's car.
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I fill him up.
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Go away!
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My wife thought
that there was no point in wasting...
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..noe'e'e's trip to Amsterdam.
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- Where is he?
- Have you already lost your wife?
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What does he say! Where is he?
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Where is he?
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What have I done!
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My wife thought
to make him come too.
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She, who is the owner
of the family business...
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..he forced me
starting with Cesare...
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..to get to know him better
and change my opinion about him.
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- Strone'o! - It's 'constitutional'.
- Ragae'e'e, shall we go?
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- It's not what you think.
- We don't think anything.
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Our age
it does not discriminate against sex.
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What did he say?
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We're two fagots!
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- You much more.
- Very quietly.
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It started badly!
I had to resign myself...
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..and keep me away from the enemy.
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Dad! Why didn't they put us next to each other?
- They call her.
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We are almost relatives!
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Dad, can't you hear?
Do you have "bread" ears?
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Dad!
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He doesn't hear.
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It's pae'e'o.
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So I was forced
to put it next to me...
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..hoping
not to have any other problems.
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- Mr. Carli!
- What is it? - I have a problem.
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Do you want to return to Milan? Well!
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I suffer from air sickness. It comes to me...
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What are you doing? If you vomit, you take it back.
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Stay up!
Miss, can I change seats?
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Salye! I'm Max, this is Bruno.
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Everyone calls him...
Make your voice off-screen.
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I do mine. Okay, do it.
No, not now! I understand.
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I am a happy man. I do a
manual work that I really like.
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Your skin will be beautiful
like that of a newborn.
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Then if we have time,
we do shampoo and frie'ion.
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She has no commitments!
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Then we'll do a nice pedicure!
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- Max, I have problems with the carpenter's remains.
- Who?
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The one who sat on the
chainsaw. I got two pee'e'i.
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- As soon as I'm done, I'll give you a hand.
- I already have three!
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We are partners, but business
our business is going badly.
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Ayeyamo decided to close,
when a stroke of luck came.
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Ane'i the blow came to Mr.
De Beers, we're just lucky...
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..because he was a billionaire and we were
we took care of his cremation.
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Now the yedoya De Beers
awaits us in Amsterdam...
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..where we will deliver them
her husband's ashes.
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You will give us 100,000 dollars!
- Enough with this voiceover.
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- The belt.
- Fasten your seat belt.
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�We are about to land in Amsterdam.�
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�Amsterdam, the Venice of the north.�
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, It's the city of Rembrandt
Van Gogh, Gullit.�
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Its views and its neighborhoods
make it the trendiest city...�
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�..of the moment.� - What does �trendy� mean?
- Which is fashionable.
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If you don't fuck here, you can attack
hang up the "baseball team".
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- What are you doing?
- Let's admire these Flemish views.
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- You're a romantic.
- I love you.
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- We have arrived.
- Let's do another round. - Yes, dad.
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- It's beautiful.
- No, you go. I'm tired. I'll wait for you in the room.
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- Later.
- HI.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Please.
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For me
It is an honor to host pilots.
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- The bird is beautiful! - Certain.
- We have some things in common.
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- Hey! - Once upon a time I also flew.
- �I was flying.� - Bruuum!
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Sui cae'e'i!
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Here they are all the same!
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We arrived at dad's hotel.
You'll be surprised to see us.
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- Mom, maybe it was better to warn him.
- No, I want to surprise him.
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He'll be happy to see us. He would have
had to spend Christmas alone!
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- Let's give him a show.
- Mom!
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MOBILE PHONE RING.
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Wild.
I arrived a few minutes ago.
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Yes, I miss you. How is Martina?
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BELL
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Love, I have to leave you.
The battery is almost empty.
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I'll call you back.
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I arrive!
Surprise!
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Now?
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- What are you doing here? - Nice welcome!
- We should have warned him.
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- Yes, Martina is right.
- If you want, let's go. - Let's hope!
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As?
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You believed it! Schere'avo!
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What a Christmas surprise!
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What a terrible blow!
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Come in!
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Here it is.
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What a beautiful suite! There's no need to take
another weird one. We'll all stay here.
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00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:05,075
No, this room sucks.
I wanted to change it.
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Whose suitcases are those?
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00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:13,272
They also got the bags wrong.
They are not ours.
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I'll get it right back. You don't touch
nothing and don't open to anyone.
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Holy shit! Fuck you!
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00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:33,516
What the hell!
You threw up on me!
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00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:38,709
The taxi driver wanted 0.000 lire for
the ride is 80,000 for the stage.
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- You made a hole in his seats!
- It's not my fault if I suffer from car sickness.
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I'll take care of the coat.
I'm good at removing stains.
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Why is it green?
I don't eat vegetables. Look.
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From now
onwards, you must remain silent.
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You have to stay silent like this!
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- How should you stay?
- Mute.
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Enough.
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- Good morning. I'm Carli. I have a reservation.
- One moment.
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Yes. Michela Carli, Cesare Mandrione,
a double room for the honeymoon.
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The key.
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Congratulations!
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- Listen.
- Are you talking to me?
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It's a hundred dollars.
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Instead of the double bedroom
can we have two singles?
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Michela...
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Here you can count
on maximum discretion.
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We often hosted
homosexual couples. We are pro!
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I don't like men.
He is my future son-in-law. Tell him.
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- Mandrione is more emancipated than her.
- I want another room!
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00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:12,078
Michela, there is only the royal suite.
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Give it to me!
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Certain! Please sign here.
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- Shall I enter the data? - Yes.
- How much is it per night? - 10,000 dollars.
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- 'I'm an asshole!' - Yes.
- Please?
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- I don't want it anymore.
- He's got it now. - I don't want it anymore.
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Give me a basement.
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- Ouch!
- Did he get hurt? Excuse me.
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I need another room!
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Why are you laughing?
232
00:19:47,199 --> 00:19:51,159
We got the last room
to the lord.
233
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:56,348
I give it to you very willingly.
234
00:19:56,599 --> 00:20:00,559
I don't know how to thank her.
He's really kind.
235
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,429
- He'll buy me a coffee.
- With pleasure.
236
00:20:04,679 --> 00:20:09,674
- If she has any money left!
- How much does it cost? - Nothing!
237
00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:14,596
- Ten thousand dollars plus extras.
- Fuck me! - I said so. - Here.
238
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,798
- It's the royal suite.
- I don't care.
239
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:22,875
- Here. - No, you don't.
- Ninth! - I really don't think about it.
240
00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:27,989
- You hold on. Is Luisa there?
- Who is he? -Let's go.
241
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,549
- Serena!
- How wonderful!
242
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,552
Now?
243
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,833
- I'll take the suite.
- Awarded.
244
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,949
- Here I am! How did the tour go?
- Well! - It's all beautiful.
245
00:20:47,199 --> 00:20:50,158
Stay still! We're not home.
246
00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:54,313
This is the key.
Get in, I'll join you.
247
00:20:54,560 --> 00:21:00,430
- Why are you in your bathrobe?
- I'm going to the sauna.
248
00:21:00,679 --> 00:21:07,199
You go to the room,
I'll join you. Go!
249
00:21:08,399 --> 00:21:12,473
- Don't get carried away!
- How beautiful! - Faster!
250
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,393
How beautiful!
251
00:21:15,639 --> 00:21:20,589
I have never seen such a beautiful Christmas tree!
- Let's go!
252
00:21:20,839 --> 00:21:25,868
- We have to leave soon.
- I have never seen such a beautiful hotel!
253
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,872
Let's go!
254
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,751
Get up!
255
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:40,510
What happened? Did he fool himself?
256
00:21:41,599 --> 00:21:47,277
- He's in bad shape! - Bruno!
- No, it's not a good show.
257
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:52,469
- I know, I've known him for thirty years!
- Was it already like this? - Yes. - How disgusting!
258
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,996
- Why did you lie down?
- You're stupid!
259
00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:02,349
So they don't change our room
we go to another hotel.
260
00:22:02,599 --> 00:22:06,559
I said not to touch anything
and do you take a shower?
261
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,759
- Quick, let's go.
- You're crazy.
262
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,518
This room is small.
We're not leaving here.
263
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,558
- "We're not leaving here."
- Yes!
264
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:24,715
- Then I'm going to the sauna.
- Good, go. HI!
265
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,560
Mouacci yostri!
266
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,036
Increase your power!
267
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,549
Turn off!
268
00:22:47,919 --> 00:22:52,357
Do you like this room?
It looks like Moira Ouei's trailer!
269
00:22:52,599 --> 00:22:56,559
- What are you saying? It's beautiful! This costs a lot.
- Very!
270
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:01,749
- This year you want to ruin yourself.
- No, we have an agreement.
271
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,949
- Did you book from Japanese?
- No. - You promised.
272
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,793
- Book for 3pm.
- All right.
273
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,510
I'll go get ready and book.
274
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,716
- Pearls e'e'!
- Yes.
275
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,599
For the e'e'!
276
00:23:18,839 --> 00:23:21,877
- That's it.
- Let's go.
277
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:26,398
We can't bring her ashes
in a bag.
278
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,033
All right, let's put them here.
279
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:35,229
- It says "Happy Holidays".
- The lady will appreciate the wish.
280
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,550
Let's decant Mr. De Beers.
281
00:23:38,599 --> 00:23:40,955
- Did you empty it?
- Yes.
282
00:23:41,199 --> 00:23:44,237
How careless! We forgot the nose.
283
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:48,758
- Where did he go? - Who?
- Mr. De Beers!
284
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:54,518
- He was here a moment ago.
- That vase is worth 100,000 dollars!
285
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,671
Let's look for him!
286
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:03,669
- There he is. Some moron lost the flowers.
- In mine too.
287
00:24:03,919 --> 00:24:05,399
As?
288
00:24:05,639 --> 00:24:07,596
Mister doorman!
289
00:24:07,839 --> 00:24:13,358
- Is it for me?
- No. How many vases do you have like this? - Many.
290
00:24:13,599 --> 00:24:18,993
- They make the environment frie'e'ante. There are more than a thousand.
- Thank you, ma'am.
291
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:25,475
- Holy shit!
- It's a very beautiful vase.
292
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,711
Let's go look for him!
293
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:31,078
Track!
294
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,276
Excuse me.
295
00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:36,192
Take it off!
296
00:24:38,639 --> 00:24:40,232
Excuse me.
297
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,029
Sure, it's urgent.
298
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,999
Ahh!
299
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,236
Oops!
300
00:25:03,399 --> 00:25:06,870
My daughter, how can you like it?
301
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,832
Woh!
302
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:18,038
This pierces the floor
and my daughter too!
303
00:25:20,199 --> 00:25:22,998
Out!
304
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,869
- We only need to check 980...
- Vases!
305
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:32,069
I phone my wife and tell her
that I don't sleep with the living drill.
306
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:38,793
- I lost my cell phone.
- Mr. Carli! Rest assured.
307
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:42,999
- How scary!
- Everything's fine with the jacket. - Well.
308
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,196
- Mr. Carli.
- Yes.
309
00:25:45,439 --> 00:25:52,710
We are here abroad alone,
can I call her "daddy"?
310
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:58,080
We're not at Disneyland!
You can call me �MisterVan Carli�.
311
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,996
All right. She wants to sleep
here or there?
312
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:08,030
- I sleep it in mee'e'o. - It? - Sleep over there. - By the way?
- No, in the living room.
313
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,239
There are a sofa,
a carpet and a door.
314
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:16,712
- Open it and go fuck yourself!
- Thank you. - Please.
315
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:22,870
Look, there's champagne too!
Shall we celebrate?
316
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:27,432
What? Your patron saint
"Fra' Le Palle"?
317
00:26:27,679 --> 00:26:29,477
Just a drop!
318
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,231
- If you...
- Lucky charm.
319
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:45,676
- Fantastic sauna. I made a reservation at the Oyster Bar.
- Good!
320
00:26:45,919 --> 00:26:50,869
- What time are we going?
- In Amsterdam you have dinner very early.
321
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:57,150
Let's go at 7.30pm. Let's eat like this
At 1am we come back and go to sleep.
322
00:26:57,399 --> 00:27:01,552
Are you confused? Let's go to sleep
with chickens?
323
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:07,113
No, go and book for e'e'.
324
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:11,911
Damn!
Is this okay? Sj.
325
00:27:12,159 --> 00:27:14,355
Holy shit!
326
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:18,559
Love, from Japanese
there is no room at e'e'.
327
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:23,749
So let's go right away, let's eat, at
It's 1.30, let's go back and go to bed.
328
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,959
- No!
- You're stuck with schedules!
329
00:27:28,199 --> 00:27:32,751
What's the difference between now and now?
- Don't scream, I have a headache.
330
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,278
- I don't want to go out.
- Well! - How?
331
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,991
You do well to rest.
Do you want a couple of aspirins?
332
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,199
No, I took the sleeping pill.
I sleep and get through it all.
333
00:27:46,439 --> 00:27:51,719
I had made some little plans!
Now rest, I'm going to dinner alone.
334
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:57,159
- You're not alone.
- Love! What are you saying?
335
00:27:57,399 --> 00:28:02,269
- This suspicion of yours offends me.
- You will go with Matteo. - Who is he?
336
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:07,799
- Matthew! - He doesn't have a headache.
- Yes. - He's waiting for you in the lobby.
337
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,079
I go to the hall with Matteo. HI.
I go to the hall.
338
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:16,199
I wash my face
because I don't understand anything anymore.
339
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:26,593
This bubble bath
It has a bitter taste.
340
00:28:28,199 --> 00:28:30,156
What is it?
341
00:28:30,399 --> 00:28:33,676
It's the coat dirty with vomit!
342
00:28:33,919 --> 00:28:36,275
How disgusting! Shit!
343
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,590
Throw it away!
344
00:28:38,839 --> 00:28:41,513
I can't see anymore.
345
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,716
Waterfall!
346
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:49,430
The towel. How disgusting!
That idiot sucks!
347
00:28:50,679 --> 00:28:53,956
Mister Carli
I know my underwear! Not there?
348
00:28:54,199 --> 00:29:00,435
Are they black?
Sj.. Holy shit!
349
00:29:06,159 --> 00:29:08,116
VOCl NOT HEARD.
350
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:21,318
- Don't you have a headache?
- I am fine. -Sometimes it comes suddenly.
351
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:26,270
- Stop it!
- Let's go eat.
352
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,596
- It's early.
- No. Eat because I have to be at Selva at 7 pm...
353
00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:38,879
- At 00:00 we have to go to the hotel.
- Dad...
354
00:29:39,119 --> 00:29:42,908
..are there any problems if I leave?
- Where?
355
00:29:43,159 --> 00:29:50,111
I met a girl at the hotel
and we arranged to meet.
356
00:29:50,359 --> 00:29:54,672
- At what time? -Now.
- Nice big dick!
357
00:29:54,919 --> 00:30:00,153
- That's how it's done! Is he Dutch?
- No, she's Italian.
358
00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:05,394
- Italians on holiday are the sluttiest. - She's a girl!
- Listen.
359
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:10,509
You rub yourself, hip-shaking movement
and you make her try the "redwood".
360
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,309
She gets "disturbed" and you "get" her.
What are you looking at?
361
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:20,396
You have PRESERFA... I can never tell. Condoms?
- No.
362
00:30:20,639 --> 00:30:22,870
Here they are.
363
00:30:23,119 --> 00:30:27,671
In my time they were called
"the glove of Paris".
364
00:30:27,919 --> 00:30:31,879
I hope they fit you.
He has a Tower of Babel!
365
00:30:32,119 --> 00:30:37,478
Go to the slut!
I'm ragae'e'i. See you at the hotel.
366
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,109
Listen...
367
00:30:40,359 --> 00:30:44,751
You gave me sushi.
Don't act like an amatriciana here...
368
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,759
..just the sushi.
Are you a geisha?
369
00:30:52,119 --> 00:30:54,680
Get your teeth done!
370
00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:58,549
- Promise me you'll be good.
- Yes.
371
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,110
If you cheat on me, I won't marry you anymore.
372
00:31:02,359 --> 00:31:04,794
Love, trust me.
373
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,715
Don't overdo it.
Your father is there too!
374
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,988
- Are you making friends?
- In short. I even threw up on him.
375
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,196
He didn't vomit!
376
00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:21,389
It was a little vomit,
the regurgitation of a child.
377
00:31:21,639 --> 00:31:26,589
- We became friends. -Friends?
- We're like "ass and shirt".
378
00:31:26,839 --> 00:31:31,550
- I am the shirt.
- What a satisfaction! - HI. - Hello, dad.
379
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:36,749
- Cesare, remember what I told you.
- HI. - HI.
380
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,959
- Mr. Carli, are you okay?
- Yes. - It seems strange.
381
00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:45,478
What are two lonely men doing in Amsterdam?
- I do not know.
382
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:51,716
Red lights, ragae'e'e in the window!
I'll prepare a nice evening for you.
383
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,839
- The two of us? - Yes.
- You want? - Certain.
384
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,117
- I like it!
- Well done!
385
00:31:59,359 --> 00:32:04,673
- I'm going to prepare for the evening.
- Mr. Carli, you are a phenomenon!
386
00:32:04,919 --> 00:32:08,879
Don't call me "Mr. Carli".
Give me your first name.
387
00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:12,237
- Call me 'Enrico'.
- Henry?
388
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:18,588
You are Chicca's father.
Can I call her "Chicco"?
389
00:32:18,839 --> 00:32:21,149
�Chicco� no!
390
00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:23,675
Okay, call me 'Chicco'.
391
00:32:23,919 --> 00:32:26,718
- Chicco!
- Stay calm.
392
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,554
Let me call you "dad"!
393
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,876
�Dad�� no!
394
00:32:34,159 --> 00:32:38,119
- Okay, call me "dad".
- Dad! My dad!
395
00:32:38,359 --> 00:32:41,591
How beautiful!
I've never had a dad!
396
00:32:41,839 --> 00:32:44,593
Enough!
397
00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:49,550
I can't do it, 'dad' no!
Call me "Chicco".
398
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,030
- Chicco.
- Chicco! - Chicco.
399
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,078
'Chicco', not 'dad'. Strone'o!
400
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,194
Look in the jar!
401
00:33:18,359 --> 00:33:20,920
I don't see anything.
402
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,478
- Nothing?
- Nothing here either.
403
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,917
- Follow me with the turkey.
- Yes.
404
00:33:29,159 --> 00:33:33,119
- It's finally here.
- Sir, the turkey.
405
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:39,268
Will it hurt me? I have heart problems.
I can't eat fatty stuff.
406
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,875
Don't worry, he's skinny.
407
00:33:42,119 --> 00:33:43,269
Ahh!
408
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,998
Them again!
409
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,789
- Let's escape!
- Hunt those two "pokemon".
410
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:58,033
- Okay.
- Damn you! Holy shit!
411
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:02,717
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
412
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:07,909
It's okay, love.
I managed to book for e'e'.
413
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,229
Then we still have an hour.
414
00:34:16,279 --> 00:34:20,592
- What are you doing? Martina is here.
- No, she went out. -So...
415
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,712
- Where did she go?
- Taking a walk downtown.
416
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,999
- Alone at night? Did you send her?
- It's one o'clock!
417
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:35,189
- Amsterdam is full of maniacs. Martina is a little girl.
- He's 17 years old.
418
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:40,434
- At that age I was in love with you.
- In fact you got pregnant.
419
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:45,834
- Those were different times. Now there are condoms.
- You are pae'e'a!
420
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,277
My Martina!
Dad is coming.
421
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:54,469
I'll "crash" the wedding!
- Do you need the hotel car? - No.
422
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,075
I'm going on foot.
423
00:34:57,319 --> 00:35:00,949
I'm going to blow up this wedding.
424
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,836
Good evening.
425
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:13,349
She should take me where I am
the "steaks" behind the shop windows.
426
00:35:13,599 --> 00:35:19,311
The paid ones. Did I make myself clear?
- Very good. Get in!
427
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,030
- Well!
- Thank you.
428
00:35:23,279 --> 00:35:28,354
- Where you go?
- You have arrived. - No, I have to go. - Take another taxi.
429
00:35:28,599 --> 00:35:32,559
- You take it. - Where should he go?
- Whores. - No.
430
00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:37,476
- I want to go sightseeing.
- Don't justify yourself.
431
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:44,319
- Now I'll take this taxi and you'll look for another one.
- It's my taxi.
432
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:49,873
Okay, let's take it together.
I am Commander Fabio Trivellone.
433
00:35:50,119 --> 00:35:55,399
- Enrico Carli. Is it military?
- No, civilian pilot. She's a whoremonger.
434
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,510
Gullit, where are you going?
435
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,793
- Another taxi!
- Stop!
436
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:08,319
- Did you see? Now we are sene'ataxi.
- It's life!
437
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,950
- Until we meet again.
- Until we meet again.
438
00:36:12,199 --> 00:36:14,839
I'll take it! I'll take it!
439
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,514
You are incorrect.
440
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,716
My! My!
441
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:27,910
- Come down, I saw it first!
- Yes, but I went up first. - Out!
442
00:36:28,159 --> 00:36:33,712
- Strone'i! - Rude!
-How dare you?
443
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,714
- You are a taxi driver.
- No! - How?
444
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,916
SPARl.
445
00:36:44,759 --> 00:36:47,911
- I killed them.
- Who is he? -Go!
446
00:36:48,799 --> 00:36:53,510
- Who are these two bastards?
- Still? - They saw me!
447
00:36:53,759 --> 00:36:55,637
- At that time?
- I'll kill them!
448
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,633
SPARl He hit us!
449
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,672
Let's chase them!
450
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,111
- They're gone.
- Let's look for them. - Okay.
451
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:24,988
- Drill guy, what do we do?
- Let's stay here. - Good evening.
452
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,198
- Are you here for the "piercing"?
- No.
453
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:35,073
- My daughter "breaks" with piercings.
- We're passing through. -Then get out.
454
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:40,917
- If you don't want to get pierced, get out.
- Out? - Yes. -All right.
455
00:37:45,279 --> 00:37:48,477
- They come here!
- Let's do the piercing.
456
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:53,510
No, I don't.
It makes an impression on me.
457
00:37:53,759 --> 00:37:59,312
Do you prefer a pierced ear or forehead?
- Two piercings.
458
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:04,190
Here is the catalogue. You just have to
tell me what number you want.
459
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,109
- You choose.
- No, you choose.
460
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,318
- I choose.
- I'll keep him on guard.
461
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,279
MOBILE PHONE RING.
462
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:19,036
Selvaggia, where is Martina? They have it
raped? What hospital is he in?
463
00:38:19,279 --> 00:38:22,829
- Stop calling!
- Is he in the room? Well.
464
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,514
I'll be there soon.
465
00:38:25,759 --> 00:38:29,514
Those two come here!
MOBILE PHONE RING.
466
00:38:29,759 --> 00:38:34,993
- Turn off the phone!
- Matteo, I'll call you back later. -They're coming!
467
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:40,439
- Have you chosen the number? - Make the 1st for me and the 17th for him.
- No.
468
00:38:40,679 --> 00:38:46,437
- I'm superstitious, I prefer to do the 1st. - All right.
- Thank you.
469
00:38:46,679 --> 00:38:50,309
Where do I get pierced?
I don't know.
470
00:38:51,319 --> 00:38:54,995
Ouch! How bad!
471
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,196
How bad!
472
00:39:03,759 --> 00:39:07,548
How disgusting it is!
Excuse me, Mr. Turkey.
473
00:39:07,799 --> 00:39:10,758
If the turkey is here, they are here.
474
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,358
�OH HAPPY DAYS�
475
00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:31,558
- Come.
- It? - Yes, go.
476
00:39:31,799 --> 00:39:35,475
It's your turn!
- No, I said ate.
477
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:42,835
- Both?
- Even. Bim boom bam. We lost.
478
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,355
Permit?
479
00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:50,276
- Come on, "attack". - What?
- We don't even have glue!
480
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,077
- Sing!
- Yes, but what are we singing?
481
00:39:55,319 --> 00:39:56,958
BRUSlO.
482
00:39:57,159 --> 00:40:00,436
Oh mama! Sing anything!
483
00:40:00,679 --> 00:40:03,194
Tichiti! Tichiti!
484
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:08,230
I had an affair
with an inflatable doll...
485
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:13,554
..but then it ended
because it started to get punctured.
486
00:40:13,799 --> 00:40:15,756
Tichiti! Tichiti!
487
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,878
I threw away my white Lacoste...
488
00:40:19,119 --> 00:40:24,478
..because the crocodile
He passed out. Tichiti!
489
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:31,239
My brother is a...
- What are you doing? - They're very good.
490
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,597
Tichiti! Tichiti!
- It's true.
491
00:40:44,279 --> 00:40:49,718
We arrived under the house
of the suspect. Let's proceed with the arrest.
492
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,314
Green light. Let's go, quickly.
493
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:10,509
It's easy to say hurry up.
She has a nose piercing!
494
00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:15,709
- It hurts me a lot. - Soon!
- Don't bust your balls!
495
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:20,431
- Are you talking to me? - No, to the piercing.
- She wanted the 1st.
496
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:25,231
- Let's call a taxi and go.
- Yes. - It's empty!
497
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:31,396
- Of course, he's always on the phone!
- Let's go on foot. - No. - Come on.
498
00:41:31,639 --> 00:41:37,636
- Stopped! It hurts me.
- So what do we do? - I'll leave it here.
499
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:42,954
- I'll stay here and wait. - Let's borrow this car.
- All right.
500
00:41:43,199 --> 00:41:47,079
- Come!
- Wait a minute! -At that time.
501
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:53,629
- It's closed.
- Then take me in your arms. - What does he say! We'll break it in.
502
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:58,829
- Do you want to break into the car? - Have you seen American films?
- At that time?
503
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:04,431
-Do you have a sharp thing?
- I don't go around Amsterdam...
504
00:42:04,679 --> 00:42:09,071
..with a sharp thing.
- What shape is your piercing?
505
00:42:09,319 --> 00:42:13,393
- It's shaped like a pagoda.
- Peuetto.
506
00:42:13,639 --> 00:42:17,918
No, he won't try to open
the car with my badge.
507
00:42:18,159 --> 00:42:20,628
Take out the little page!
508
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,116
Ouch! Ouch!
509
00:42:27,639 --> 00:42:31,155
It's dark here. I don't see anything!
510
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:37,793
- Does it take long?
- Don't rush me. The situation is delicate.
511
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,999
It's not a crowbar.
I have to be casual.
512
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,869
- The help?
- If she tries, I'll cut off her hand.
513
00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:49,395
Then do it yourself.
514
00:42:52,759 --> 00:42:57,515
- That's it. -Let's go.
- I can't, it's stuck.
515
00:42:57,759 --> 00:43:01,719
- What? - The small page.
- Let me see. - No.
516
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:06,795
- You shouldn't be ashamed, we are men.
- I do not want!
517
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,429
What did he do? Take it away!
518
00:43:09,679 --> 00:43:14,629
- It doesn't come off.
- Look, it looks like an otter! It's all g! Onfio.
519
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:20,034
- We have to cut. - What does he say!
- We can damage the lock.
520
00:43:20,279 --> 00:43:22,236
Do as I say.
521
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,358
Breathe in and out.
522
00:43:26,599 --> 00:43:29,194
Breathe in and out.
523
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:34,719
- Back and forth. Up and down.
- Ah!
524
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,713
It hurts me! Ah!
525
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,511
- Ah! Ah!
- Oh! Oh!
526
00:43:44,759 --> 00:43:48,389
- Do they fuck the car?
- Oh mama!
527
00:43:48,639 --> 00:43:51,518
Come on! Come on!
528
00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:54,911
Central, we have a problem.
529
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,038
You should have seen those two!
530
00:44:01,279 --> 00:44:06,559
They were there for an hour! Not even
the firefighters managed to free him.
531
00:44:06,799 --> 00:44:13,478
- What are they laughing at?
- I hope they release me soon.
532
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:18,271
- Will I roll out the window for you?
- Yes. - It's more comfortable.
533
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,511
Ouch! Floor!
534
00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:23,513
Does the "otter" hurt you?
535
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:30,913
- How is it going? - I'll get some air.
- Is it pulsating? - It hurts! - Is it swollen?
536
00:44:31,159 --> 00:44:36,393
He's old and bald. In place
of the hair has a kind of nest.
537
00:44:36,639 --> 00:44:38,870
- Carli.
- The usual lucky one.
538
00:44:39,119 --> 00:44:43,398
- Chicco!
- Something terrible happened to me.
539
00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:49,317
- What did they do to you?
- Now I'll explain. I'm stuck.
540
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:55,078
- What are you doing with this door?
- Listen. - I'll carry it. - No!
541
00:44:57,759 --> 00:45:01,116
- We searched the first floor.
- Eight left.
542
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,113
- Let's change.
- Good idea!
543
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:09,354
You made them escape
and you gave me a pimple.
544
00:45:09,599 --> 00:45:11,750
It's huge!
545
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,197
Now I even want to pee.
546
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:20,389
Notify security. Let's search
two suspicious guys, Italians.
547
00:45:20,639 --> 00:45:25,316
- Medium low.
- Ugly.
548
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,516
White Rae'e'a.
549
00:45:33,679 --> 00:45:39,596
- How is this possible?
- �Having had white fever�. - We are not us.
550
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,796
Take them!
551
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,999
- Where are you?
- Behind the sideboard. - I believe it.
552
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,276
- Where are they?
- Over here.
553
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:53,110
- They're gone. Come in!
- I'll come in.
554
00:45:55,159 --> 00:45:59,153
- By a hair's breadth!
- We did it. We are safe!
555
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:06,793
- There's a misunderstanding!
- We are black by chance!
556
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,878
We'll show you
the documents!
557
00:46:16,119 --> 00:46:18,634
Be slow!
558
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,838
- Mr. Trivellone.
- Wait.
559
00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:26,273
- Bastard.
- They all happen to me. Chicco, forgive me?
560
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:32,959
I didn't know you were set up.
Forgive me, Chicco?
561
00:46:33,199 --> 00:46:38,228
- Yes, I had to take it off!
- How were you supposed to remove it? Does it grow back for you?
562
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,438
I was referring to the counter!
563
00:46:41,679 --> 00:46:45,798
However Amsterdam awaits us.
Where were we?
564
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,999
- I stayed in the room waiting for you.
- It is true!
565
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,196
But what do you care!
566
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:56,513
Two ragae'e'e told me
that there is a little place...
567
00:46:56,759 --> 00:47:01,788
..where you eat risotto.
- I get it, you're suffocating me!
568
00:47:02,159 --> 00:47:03,991
MUSIC FROM THE SCOTHECA.
569
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:40,399
- Zoe'e'one, what are you looking at?
- Look at those butts!
570
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,519
- Why are you laughing?
- Did you put a dead cat on your head?
571
00:47:46,759 --> 00:47:50,719
It's a toupee.
It serves to "cook" more.
572
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:55,590
Imagine if your wife and daughter saw us!
- What do you care?
573
00:47:55,840 --> 00:48:01,756
- Look ahead. Dive into your butt.
- Yes, I ask for residency.
574
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:10,633
- Put them in your underwear. - It's a hundred dollars!
- What do you care?
575
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,791
Go, idiot.
576
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:15,750
Take this money.
577
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,472
- What are you doing?
- I'll take the rest.
578
00:48:22,639 --> 00:48:24,790
MUSIC FROM THE SCOTHECA
579
00:48:39,759 --> 00:48:41,876
The cat?
580
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,712
He heard the call of the "mouse"!
581
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:53,519
- The table has become free.
- Are you hungry? - Yes. -Let's go.
582
00:48:53,759 --> 00:48:55,716
Let's remember the cat.
583
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:03,199
- What do these do? - L dishes.
- L dishes? - Yes.
584
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:08,389
We could have put this servant
on noe'e'e's list. Look there!
585
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:14,157
- �Good!� - It's the last free table.
- I'm very hungry.
586
00:49:14,319 --> 00:49:19,314
- Set your ass for two.
- Take a seat. -Go!
587
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:23,951
- Finally! - Yes.
- This is the menu.
588
00:49:24,119 --> 00:49:28,636
- Good evening. - This is the menu.
- I'll read it.
589
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,840
- �Gnocchi alla gnocca.�
- Good! - I'll take those.
590
00:49:33,081 --> 00:49:37,074
- Two dumplings.
- Here are the appetizers.
591
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,358
Do they give Viagra to these little girls?
592
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,353
Don't laugh! I'm in terrible pain.
593
00:49:48,521 --> 00:49:54,039
- It was painful to take it off.
- Can I tell Martina? - No!
594
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,431
'Daddy with the piercing.'
595
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:02,914
- What's wrong?
- A strong �pup�� attack! - What? - I'll go.
596
00:50:03,081 --> 00:50:05,436
Fabio!
597
00:50:09,041 --> 00:50:12,590
- Dad! - Is mom sleeping?
- He took the sleeping pill.
598
00:50:12,841 --> 00:50:17,835
- Tomorrow he will wake up late.
- Go to bed. - I followed your advice.
599
00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:22,791
- I took the ragae'e'a to a corner.
- You're obsessed, you only think about fucking!
600
00:50:23,041 --> 00:50:27,990
- It's the movement of the hip and pelvis... The redwood!
- What bullshit are you talking about?
601
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:32,200
Go to bed or I'll tell your mother
that you are a maniac.
602
00:50:32,441 --> 00:50:34,671
No blowjobs or you'll go blind!
603
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,352
- Are you better?
- Yes, I "freed myself".
604
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,798
- In the elevator?
- Yes, in the ashtray.
605
00:50:47,041 --> 00:50:50,954
- In the ashtray?
- It happens! They are natural things.
606
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,159
- Let's take this.
- It's better.
607
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,237
I love you.
608
00:51:09,081 --> 00:51:13,074
Nothing is better than the "slipper".
on the "butt".
609
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,881
Eat, it's genuine stuff.
610
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:20,672
- Can we remove the plate?
- Yes, change the dishes too.
611
00:51:20,921 --> 00:51:24,391
The "log of happiness".
cries for revenge.
612
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:32,309
- Good evening! Are you alone?
- We are alone and abandoned.
613
00:51:32,561 --> 00:51:36,110
- Abandoned!
- Shall we have a drink?
614
00:51:36,361 --> 00:51:41,071
- He looks like Ronaldo. - What do we do?
- Are you a fagot? Let's drink!
615
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:45,678
- Whiskey for everyone!
- It's better not to mix or we'll get drunk.
616
00:51:45,921 --> 00:51:49,994
No, a little drop won't hurt us.
Go, touch him.
617
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,515
S�!
618
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,717
MUSlCA FROM DlSCOTECA
619
00:52:32,961 --> 00:52:37,751
Let's go put it there,
Cesar�, Cesar�!
620
00:52:38,001 --> 00:52:40,959
621
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,433
I didn't get that excited
from the Scudetto celebration.
622
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,640
- Come in!
- I don't catch him... I caught him.
623
00:52:49,881 --> 00:52:51,155
Hate!
624
00:52:51,401 --> 00:52:55,792
Don't break yourself right now.
The best is yet to come.
625
00:52:56,041 --> 00:52:59,556
- Look, I'll take the blonde.
- No!
626
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,757
All right, take it.
627
00:53:02,001 --> 00:53:05,516
- You go with him.
- Chicco, we can't do it.
628
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:09,720
- Perch�?
- In a month I'll marry your daughter, I can't cheat on her.
629
00:53:09,961 --> 00:53:13,078
- I did a foil to San Francesco.
- From Assisi?
630
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:18,520
Of Trigoria, San Francesco Totti.
You have fun, I understand you.
631
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:24,472
After thirty years of marriage
let the "goldfinch" get some air.
632
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:30,353
Pirla, come and have fun with us!
What do you care about my daughter? You come!
633
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,956
Go, handsome, go!
634
00:53:34,001 --> 00:53:39,075
Don't think about the foil,
think about the log!
635
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,277
MOOW.
636
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:49,279
I like running in the morning,
but not so soon and not so far away!
637
00:53:49,521 --> 00:53:53,480
This is the best hour.
It's better if we are far away.
638
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:58,670
Soon everyone in the hotel wakes up,
it will be a mess. Look at nature!
639
00:53:58,921 --> 00:54:01,389
Watch out for the shit.
640
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,791
Cesare, where is dad?
641
00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:07,397
- Dad... dad...
- Where is he?
642
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,117
What the hell do you want?
643
00:54:14,361 --> 00:54:17,717
Daddy... Daddy is sleeping.
644
00:54:17,961 --> 00:54:21,431
He sleeps like the little angel
of the nativity scene.
645
00:54:22,881 --> 00:54:24,997
Where were you?
646
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:30,389
- Shhh! Silene'io!
- How did it go? - What?
647
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:34,190
How did it go?
with yesterday's "squine'ie"?
648
00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:39,310
Have you had a "close encounter with the tere'a topa"?
- I do not know.
649
00:54:39,561 --> 00:54:45,716
I only remember that you abandoned me
with those two octopuses. Two octopuses!
650
00:54:45,961 --> 00:54:49,158
I understand.
Do you defend your "privacy"?
651
00:54:49,401 --> 00:54:53,235
Go away!
I'm tired and I need to sleep.
652
00:54:53,481 --> 00:54:57,110
- Go away!
- Then I say hello. Good night!
653
00:54:57,361 --> 00:55:00,671
Go away because I have to sleep.
654
00:55:00,921 --> 00:55:02,912
Go away, go away...
655
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:07,154
- Hello! I'm Caesar. How is it going?
- HI!
656
00:55:07,401 --> 00:55:11,076
Last night my father-in-law
It has been "dismoleculed".
657
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,280
mee'e'o man and mee'e'o bed.
658
00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:20,879
So we can see each other first.
I can't wait!
659
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:26,241
- I'll wait for you at the big magae'e'ini in Piae'e'a Dam.
- I'll join you right away.
660
00:55:26,481 --> 00:55:28,358
Hi, Jenny!
661
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:33,277
Jenny? Yesterday he was a goody-goody
because I was there...
662
00:55:33,521 --> 00:55:36,479
..and now Jenny turns up?
663
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:39,918
Son of a whore!
Now you'll see.
664
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:44,712
Mister Van Carli
I'm going for a walk. Later!
665
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,239
Nobody can screw me.
666
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:00,513
Wake up!
667
00:56:03,001 --> 00:56:07,074
- What is today's program?
- Let's go to the Van Gogh Museum.
668
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:10,233
What time? This is how I organize myself.
669
00:56:10,481 --> 00:56:13,996
At ten o'clock, matu don't come.
670
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:18,712
Would you spend the whole morning saying:
"What a drag these crusts are!"
671
00:56:18,961 --> 00:56:22,920
- You do what you want.
- Okay, if you insist I'll give in.
672
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:27,120
- See you at lunch.
- Where are you going? - I'm going for another run.
673
00:56:27,361 --> 00:56:31,320
I have so much energy! I go back to the mills.
They make me feel at peace.
674
00:56:31,561 --> 00:56:33,711
Maybe it's the shovels.
675
00:56:33,961 --> 00:56:36,919
LOCK CLICK
676
00:56:47,921 --> 00:56:49,877
THE PHONE RINGS
677
00:56:52,521 --> 00:56:55,479
Thank you.
678
00:56:56,921 --> 00:57:00,596
Good morning love!
Did you sleep well?
679
00:57:00,841 --> 00:57:03,639
What's wrong with you? You're all sweaty.
680
00:57:03,881 --> 00:57:08,875
When I change beds, it's a mess.
I'm full of pain.
681
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:13,478
Poor love!
I'll give you a massage.
682
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:18,272
- You're already dressed.
- Yes, so I'm already ready.
683
00:57:18,521 --> 00:57:23,470
I don't want to waste a single minute
of this fantastic day!
684
00:57:32,841 --> 00:57:37,869
- I'll clean it up and then bring it back.
- Let's go! There is so much to do.
685
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,079
There is nothing here either.
686
00:57:42,521 --> 00:57:46,514
How many are missing?
Two hundred and twenty.
687
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:50,117
- Stop talking like that!
- All right. -Let's go.
688
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:56,550
Permit? Child, open up.
We have to clean the vases.
689
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:02,000
- No, mum and dad told me not to open.
- I'm the waitress!
690
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,994
I don't have to open to adults.
691
00:58:06,841 --> 00:58:09,355
BELL
692
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:13,913
Baby, let me in!
I played with the ball.
693
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:18,154
I threw her up into the sky,
but she never came back.
694
00:58:18,401 --> 00:58:23,634
- If I can't play the ball.
- No, I'm watching "Dragon Ball".
695
00:58:23,881 --> 00:58:25,837
BELL
696
00:58:27,401 --> 00:58:30,871
- Dragon Ball is coming!
- Maximum fusion!
697
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,077
We are Goku and Vegeta.
698
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:37,473
We have transformed into Super Saian 4
for the merger against Lee Sheron.
699
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:41,680
- Do you want to merge with us?
- Yes! - Load!
700
00:58:53,441 --> 00:58:55,796
VOCl NOT HEARD.
701
00:58:56,041 --> 00:58:58,794
Ah! She's the dancer.
702
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,557
Son of a dancer!
703
00:59:02,921 --> 00:59:05,879
If they find me, I'm done.
704
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,637
They are no longer there.
705
00:59:13,961 --> 00:59:17,920
I put on a mask,
so he doesn't recognize me.
706
00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:34,196
Look at this mask!
It's a photocopy of my father-in-law.
707
00:59:34,441 --> 00:59:37,194
Where are they? How cool!
708
00:59:39,081 --> 00:59:44,075
We finally have a morning
all to ourselves, but Matteo is sleeping...
709
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:49,759
..and you take me to buy the gift.
- So I buy something you like.
710
00:59:50,001 --> 00:59:52,959
Matteo is still sleeping
because you were late last night.
711
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:57,160
- Do you know he has a ragae'e'a?
- I know, I'm a little worried.
712
00:59:57,401 --> 01:00:02,634
- She's too smart.
- Let's hope! Maybe this is the right time.
713
01:00:02,881 --> 01:00:07,750
- Do you want to surprise dad?
- Certain! Otherwise, what kind of gift is it?
714
01:00:08,001 --> 01:00:11,960
With the excuse of the museum
we got rid of him.
715
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:17,594
Can you choose the gift yourself?
I have a date with a ragae'e'o.
716
01:00:17,841 --> 01:00:21,231
- He's a cool countryman! I can?
- All right.
717
01:00:21,481 --> 01:00:26,555
But don't say anything to your father,
otherwise who will hear it?
718
01:00:27,441 --> 01:00:31,798
Thanks! Don't be lazy,
buy him a nice gift.
719
01:00:32,041 --> 01:00:33,235
HI!
720
01:00:33,481 --> 01:00:39,636
- They seem cute to me.
- These make my butt bigger.
721
01:00:41,841 --> 01:00:43,797
I try them anyway.
722
01:00:50,921 --> 01:00:54,470
No, these make his butt bigger.
723
01:01:02,561 --> 01:01:04,119
Thank you.
724
01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:09,037
He also gave her a gift.
You're trapped! Another photo.
725
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:13,957
- Do you want a photo with Santa Claus?
- Yes. - Santa Claus!
726
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:18,592
Hey, Santa Klaus! Why is he leaving?
Santa Claus, let's take a photo!
727
01:01:25,561 --> 01:01:27,119
Excuse me.
728
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:33,915
Hate!
He gets me, he gets me, he gets me!
729
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,949
I screwed him, I screwed him!
Yes, I screwed him.
730
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:41,750
- Who is he? - Drill.
- Do we know each other?
731
01:01:42,001 --> 01:01:45,630
Yes, you are the commander.
I'm Carli, from Milan.
732
01:01:45,881 --> 01:01:50,432
- Why is he dressed like that?
- To hide! He can't understand.
733
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:55,277
- But yes.
- No, he can't understand! I had a beautiful idea.
734
01:01:55,521 --> 01:01:59,833
Do me a favor. Come!
Holy Klaus! Doy's gone?
735
01:02:00,081 --> 01:02:05,439
- Dress up as Santa Claus and take a photo with him.
- Holy Klaus!
736
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:09,674
Where is he? Holy Klaus!
737
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:14,480
Who did he take me for?
I'm not being a joker.
738
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:18,839
I don't dress like a clown
to take a photo.
739
01:02:19,081 --> 01:02:22,835
It's just a favor!
Nobody will recognize her.
740
01:02:23,081 --> 01:02:26,915
Nobody!
Who can recognize her dressed like that?
741
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,470
It's not possible.
742
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,315
It is true.
Who recognizes me?
743
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,759
- Where is he?
- Here you are! Where were you?
744
01:02:47,001 --> 01:02:50,994
- Your damn things! - And your grandfather.
- Are you from Rome? -Do you want the photo or not?
745
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,755
- Certain! You come.
- No, not there!
746
01:02:54,001 --> 01:02:58,597
Let's immortalize this moment.
Ma'am, can you take a photo of us?
747
01:02:58,841 --> 01:03:02,072
No, I'm not capable.
How long does it take?
748
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:07,270
- Ma'am, can you take a photo of us?
- Certain! I'm a photographer. - Optimal!
749
01:03:08,561 --> 01:03:12,520
- Don't be shy. -Hold on!
- Love, is everything okay?
750
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:16,515
Santa Claus,
the camera is there.
751
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:20,151
Can you take a photo of me with a beard?
752
01:03:20,401 --> 01:03:23,438
- Fabio?
- Wild! Why are you here?
753
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:28,152
And what are you doing here dressed as Santa Claus?
- Enough!
754
01:03:28,401 --> 01:03:32,394
- Let me take the photo! - Stop it!
- Then I'll do it with the Befana.
755
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:37,590
- It's better. -Come on, Jenny.
- Why do you come abroad? Burini!
756
01:03:37,841 --> 01:03:39,559
Love!
757
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:45,512
- Shall we return by taxi or on foot?
- Why are you dressed like that?
758
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:49,549
It's Christmas!
Have you ever done this with Santa Claus?
759
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:53,999
- Not really.
- Let's do it now. - Here? Now?
760
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:58,996
Yes, come in! I'll show you
the "tip" with the colored balls.
761
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:02,153
- You're crazy!
- About you.
762
01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:07,318
- Don't pull, they are delicate parts.
- You come! - So...
763
01:04:07,561 --> 01:04:10,633
- I like it! There is also music.
- Me too.
764
01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:14,317
SING 'JlNGLE BELLS'.
765
01:04:16,561 --> 01:04:18,392
Fabio, look!
766
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,713
Look! Please, we can't.
767
01:04:21,961 --> 01:04:24,759
- Look!
- Zoe'e'i, what are you looking at?
768
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:45,160
Open up, I can't resist anymore!
Let's hurry!
769
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:49,159
Excuse me, put your hands like this.
770
01:04:49,401 --> 01:04:51,961
What does he do? You idiot!
771
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,116
Here, I'll do it.
772
01:04:58,921 --> 01:05:01,481
Here's the foil!
773
01:05:03,881 --> 01:05:09,160
Saint Francis "tits"! Slut!
I will take a thousand photos, a thousand!
774
01:05:09,401 --> 01:05:12,393
I'm too smart for you.
775
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:15,678
The film is finished.
Wait...
776
01:05:15,921 --> 01:05:17,240
Oh God!
777
01:05:17,481 --> 01:05:19,631
What a pain!
778
01:05:19,881 --> 01:05:21,394
Ouch!
779
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:25,953
Goal, goal, goal, goal!
780
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,953
Nice, my little boy!
781
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:31,955
You brought luck.
Come to us every Sunday.
782
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,840
To the soul of the trip!
783
01:05:35,081 --> 01:05:37,197
And go!
784
01:05:37,441 --> 01:05:41,400
The zipper got stuck
in the lock.
785
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,752
Come, come!
786
01:05:46,001 --> 01:05:48,993
We got you again.
787
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:53,393
- Oh mama!
- Come, come, come!
788
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:58,795
Call Central.
You have a problem. He's not coming...
789
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:06,753
Thank you for your understanding.
It was a moment... Sorry.
790
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:13,598
- We risked going to prison.
- It was fun. - Enough!
791
01:06:13,841 --> 01:06:17,117
- Shall we choose the gift?
- What do you want to buy?
792
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:21,678
Mr. Trivellone is expected
at the checkout 1st and on the third floor.
793
01:06:21,921 --> 01:06:25,072
- Why are they looking for you?
- Maybe it's a homonym.
794
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:29,280
Commander Fabio Trivellone
He is expected at the 1st checkout.
795
01:06:29,521 --> 01:06:33,833
- I don't think so.
- Your wallet! I lost it, I'm going to get it.
796
01:06:34,081 --> 01:06:38,040
- Let's go.
- Didn't you come to look for my gift?
797
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:40,237
Do you want the shirt? Here.
798
01:06:40,481 --> 01:06:45,475
- You buy it, I like surprises. -All right.
- Later!
799
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:49,475
You're sure
do you prefer a surprise? Well.
800
01:06:51,401 --> 01:06:55,360
- Where have you been?
- I had a strong attack of poop.
801
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:59,560
- See you at the hotel.
- The gift? - You choose it.
802
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,996
I prefer surprise.
803
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:07,235
Honey, I've changed my mind.
I will choose the gift myself.
804
01:07:07,481 --> 01:07:11,679
I know the size, fabric and color.
So you won't have to change it.
805
01:07:11,921 --> 01:07:15,880
You won't argue why
They don't change it without a receipt...
806
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:20,080
..and we won't ruin Christmas for ourselves.
Do you know what I'm telling you? My balls are spinning.
807
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,710
Buy what you like!
808
01:07:22,961 --> 01:07:23,961
But...
809
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:28,199
Am I "Mission Impossible"?
810
01:07:29,001 --> 01:07:32,880
Did you buy the shirt?
Is it for dad who is in Tokyo?
811
01:07:33,921 --> 01:07:35,673
I cannot!
812
01:07:35,921 --> 01:07:38,481
No, I'm working!
813
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:42,270
Okay, but just a pee'e'etto.
814
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,759
Tu-tum! Tu-tum!
Thump, thump!
815
01:07:48,001 --> 01:07:51,914
I would like to kiss you.
816
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,560
Lo...
817
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:58,317
- Hey!
- Lawyer, I'll call you later. Until we meet again.
818
01:07:58,561 --> 01:08:04,272
- Michela, what a beautiful hat!
- You must do me a favor.
819
01:08:04,521 --> 01:08:09,470
Let this roll develop,
but with the utmost discretion.
820
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:14,158
- Shhh!
- I understand, you took photos.
821
01:08:14,401 --> 01:08:18,280
- Who?
- She and Mandrione, for their honeymoon.
822
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:22,275
Me and my partner too
we did it.
823
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:27,117
- We put them on the bedside table. They are splendid!
- What a night!
824
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:30,319
Is it still bad for you in the "Netherlands"?
825
01:08:31,841 --> 01:08:36,596
Yesterday the gentleman wanted it
for me to stick it in a door.
826
01:08:36,841 --> 01:08:41,915
- How?
- Not in a concierge! In a car door.
827
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:46,439
- In a car door?
- Yes, to break it in.
828
01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:50,279
Everyone "sticks" where they want.
829
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:56,391
- It still burns in my nose. I had a nostril like that!
- In the nose?
830
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:09,154
What an effort!
Why did I do it?
831
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:13,553
- Who is he? -Dad!
- Are you crazy? It could not have been you.
832
01:09:13,801 --> 01:09:19,353
- What are you saying? - Let it be. Do you drink something?
- A Coca-Cola.
833
01:09:19,601 --> 01:09:24,311
- A vodka for me and a Coca-Cola for the little girl.
- Yes. - Thank you.
834
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:29,760
- Speaking of little girl... Can I ask you something?
- Certain.
835
01:09:30,001 --> 01:09:34,677
- Do you trust me? - Yes.
- Can I go out with a ragae'e'o tonight?
836
01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:38,596
- Who is he?
- A guy I met yesterday.
837
01:09:39,641 --> 01:09:45,477
Martina, the ragae'e'i are all pigs.
I have a duty to protect you.
838
01:09:45,721 --> 01:09:49,350
- No!
- Mom is right, I shouldn't have told you.
839
01:09:49,601 --> 01:09:53,435
- She tells you not to tell me?
- Yes, but I don't want to lie to you.
840
01:09:56,801 --> 01:10:02,797
Good! In this case
if you introduce me to the ragae'e'o...
841
01:10:03,041 --> 01:10:07,000
..maybe I'll let you go out with him.
- Really? - Yes.
842
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:11,678
- I have my responsibilities.
- You come! - Where? -To meet him.
843
01:10:13,081 --> 01:10:18,235
- Let me introduce him to you. - One look is enough to understand who he is.
- He's at the elevator.
844
01:10:23,081 --> 01:10:27,916
- How? Perch� quello? -You come.
- I don't want to know him! - Why?
845
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:33,633
- I don't like him and you don't go out with him.
- Why? - I just don't like it!
846
01:10:33,881 --> 01:10:38,830
- You'll never go with that!
- Really? I've already been there.
847
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:44,956
- Ahhh! - What is it?
- Where are the condoms?
848
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,554
In the pants.
849
01:10:49,081 --> 01:10:52,835
- Two left!
- I used them. - No...
850
01:10:56,721 --> 01:10:58,712
Who did you use them with?
851
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:05,153
Speak, tell your dad.
852
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:11,110
Alone, I did some tests
so as not to make a bad impression tonight.
853
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:12,589
This evening?
854
01:11:16,001 --> 01:11:17,559
This evening?
855
01:11:17,801 --> 01:11:22,750
Nice, stupid dad!
Did you make balloons for it?
856
01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:43,591
- There are still eleven here.
- Well! Only six to go.
857
01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:46,594
Look! There's King Kong.
858
01:11:49,881 --> 01:11:53,430
Hurry up, the parade begins.
859
01:11:53,761 --> 01:11:55,717
DANCE MUSIC.
860
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:23,555
Hey!
861
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:35,119
No! Those two e'ombies again!
862
01:12:41,801 --> 01:12:46,317
- Take them and hurt them a lot.
-Okay!
863
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:51,592
- Let's go.
- The door with the trunk again!
864
01:12:51,841 --> 01:12:53,399
Run!
865
01:12:56,440 --> 01:13:00,320
- Go!
- Run! Horse, please run!
866
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,119
Open.
867
01:13:13,081 --> 01:13:17,632
Stop where you are!
Turn around without making a move.
868
01:13:17,881 --> 01:13:20,839
- Sounds easy.
- Fore'a!
869
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:30,077
There is a door here.
870
01:13:33,081 --> 01:13:35,072
My God! What happens?
871
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:39,678
Don't worry, Mrs De Beers.
Mrs De Beers!
872
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:45,478
- Mr. De Beers!
- Oh, heavens! My husband!
873
01:13:45,841 --> 01:13:47,479
To my health!
874
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:52,074
Champagne!
I'm connecting now.
875
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:55,279
I'm not a computer
of my generation.
876
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:58,877
I don't know how to use it, but I'll try.
877
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:02,431
- Hello, Chicco!
- Here is the unfortunate traitor.
878
01:14:02,681 --> 01:14:08,438
- The doorman gave me this envelope for you.
- The photos, the photos!
879
01:14:08,681 --> 01:14:12,720
- Can you connect to home? I'm not capable of it.
- Yes.
880
01:14:12,961 --> 01:14:15,953
- So I talk to my love.
- Me too.
881
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:19,591
- Imagine, three in ten minutes!
- Do you feel guilty?
882
01:14:19,841 --> 01:14:24,198
No, I feel like I'm in the Cup!
We entered the Champions League.
883
01:14:24,440 --> 01:14:29,834
- Shut up, I saw you with that girl!
- Did you follow me? - I have the photos!
884
01:14:30,081 --> 01:14:34,393
So my daughter knows what it was like
to marry a wretch.
885
01:14:34,641 --> 01:14:39,510
- Are you Dracula's coachman? Infamous!
- Yes, I'm an infamous person.
886
01:14:39,761 --> 01:14:43,515
Now with these
we have a laugh. Look!
887
01:14:43,761 --> 01:14:46,355
Let's have a laugh!
888
01:14:47,601 --> 01:14:51,230
Dad, what happened to you
doing those two?
889
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:54,120
- Dad!
- Enrico, is there any news?
890
01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:59,910
- Ah, here!
- I don't remember anything.
891
01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:05,076
Really? Look,
here you were doing a "retroblindness"!
892
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:09,280
- Maybe you need to patent it.
- I don't remember anything about this.
893
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:14,914
- You made an impression! They wrote to you.
- To me? Thank you.
894
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:19,120
�Prepare 10,000 dollars
in small cut...�
895
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:23,718
�..otherwise these photos
they go to your wife.� I ammae'e'er�!
896
01:15:23,961 --> 01:15:26,873
- They're blackmailing us.
- No, they're blackmailing you.
897
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:31,194
- No, they're blackmailing us!
- No, they're only blackmailing you!
898
01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:37,232
In the photos among the "bowls" there is you,
not me. Make do, goodbye!
899
01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:40,200
Oh, Caesar!
900
01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:43,035
Where are you going? Come back!
901
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:47,638
My son!
Call me "dad".
902
01:15:50,041 --> 01:15:53,556
Dad... they're yours now!
903
01:15:57,641 --> 01:16:01,634
Love, I have nothing against...
How unpleasant!
904
01:16:01,881 --> 01:16:05,351
Martina deserves more
of that "big boy".
905
01:16:05,601 --> 01:16:09,674
She must like it.
Let's go meet that ragae'e'o.
906
01:16:09,921 --> 01:16:14,278
- We also talk to your family.
- For goodness' sake! There are many ragae'e'i.
907
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:19,549
- Did you have to fall in love with him? Choose another!
- Brad Pitt.
908
01:16:19,801 --> 01:16:23,714
- Where does this BRET PlT live?
- Are you going to Los Angeles?
909
01:16:23,961 --> 01:16:29,638
A colleague of mine had to have surgery.
I'm forced to replace it.
910
01:16:29,881 --> 01:16:33,237
Unfortunately duty calls me. HI!
911
01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:37,440
- Hello, Matteo.
- How unfortunate! We could be together.
912
01:16:37,681 --> 01:16:42,072
- Unfortunately, that's how it went.
- Tonight I'm going to the cinema.
913
01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:45,950
No, you're watching television tonight.
914
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,634
HI!
915
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:54,838
I had never seen a check for 100,000 dollars!
- Me neither.
916
01:16:55,081 --> 01:16:58,596
The lady was kind
to leave the apartment.
917
01:16:58,841 --> 01:17:04,791
- Where do we hide it?
- In a place where no one will dare to approach.
918
01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:09,398
- Now let's take a siesta.
- What are you doing? - Rinse them.
919
01:17:09,641 --> 01:17:13,190
We finally sleep in a real bed!
- Think...
920
01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:16,194
..I'm not even sleepy.
921
01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:18,397
RUSSIAN
922
01:17:43,921 --> 01:17:46,879
- Why are you dressed like that?
- Aren't we taking the plane?
923
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:52,070
- You won't drive.
- Don't I drive? It's true, it's habit.
924
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:57,679
- Notice the nonsense!
- Since Martina isn't here, tell the truth.
925
01:17:57,921 --> 01:18:02,676
I'll gladly come to Los Angeles,
but is it true that you know Brad Pitt?
926
01:18:02,921 --> 01:18:07,597
He often traveled on my plane.
Once he even wanted to drive.
927
01:18:07,841 --> 01:18:12,437
- Where is Martina?
- She went to say hello to the ragae'e'o in the room.
928
01:18:13,681 --> 01:18:17,117
Pae'e'a! You are pae'e'a!
929
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,113
Permit!
930
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:25,955
- Fabio! - Ma'am, move!
- Fabio... - Where is Martina?
931
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:30,160
- Who is Martina?
- I meant "where is Matteo"? - Ln room.
932
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:34,758
- He's with a beautiful ragae'e'a. Are you happy?
- Not at all!
933
01:18:35,001 --> 01:18:37,720
Pae'e'a! You are pae'e'a!
934
01:18:37,961 --> 01:18:39,838
Pae'e'a!
935
01:18:41,841 --> 01:18:43,433
Love...
936
01:18:43,681 --> 01:18:46,434
- Nobody moves!
- Dad!
937
01:18:47,881 --> 01:18:50,634
- Who are you?
- Carla, a friend of mine.
938
01:18:50,881 --> 01:18:52,837
Carla! Carla!
939
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:57,951
Pleasure! I'm Drill.
I'm the dad.
940
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:02,797
- Sorry, but it's his first time and I'm anxious.
- Dad!
941
01:19:03,041 --> 01:19:07,717
What's wrong? It has the "raw material".
but he doesn't know how to use it.
942
01:19:07,961 --> 01:19:12,432
- Shut up! Go away!
- Yes, good continuation!
943
01:19:19,841 --> 01:19:24,392
- Fabio, can you explain to me what's wrong?
- I do my duty as a father.
944
01:19:24,641 --> 01:19:27,599
I checked
who has "safe sex".
945
01:19:27,841 --> 01:19:31,197
- I go or I miss the plane.
- Aren't you driving? - Yes, yes.
946
01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:35,992
Wait! Who is the Martina you were looking for?
- Martina?
947
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:39,233
- I don't know any Martina.
- Martina!
948
01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:42,951
- Dad!
- Like "dad"? Why does he call you that?
949
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:45,874
- She's crazy.
- Love, have you found Martina?
950
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:50,273
- Is this another crazy person?
- No, sorry... - How dare you?
951
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:55,720
- She's crazy, I'm her wife.
- No, I'm his wife. - Dad...
952
01:19:55,961 --> 01:20:01,752
..I did it! - Like "dad"? Can you tell me what's happening?
- Yes.
953
01:20:02,001 --> 01:20:05,277
- Me too.
- Yes, but calm down.
954
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:10,959
There is an explanation for everything.
What do you want it to be?
955
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:16,150
What exactly do you want to know?
What is the question?
956
01:20:22,761 --> 01:20:27,960
Go with 10,000 dollars in the cabin
telephone number from Piae'e'aDam.
957
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,556
We will call you at 4.17pm.
958
01:20:30,801 --> 01:20:34,760
Excuse me, I have an urgent phone call
at 4.17pm.
959
01:20:35,001 --> 01:20:37,310
Not at one! At 4.17pm.
960
01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:39,313
SPEAKS RUSSIAN.
961
01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:43,520
What language does he speak?
Slovak? Turkish? Albanian?
962
01:20:43,761 --> 01:20:46,719
Move, I'm running out!
Come on, come on!
963
01:20:46,961 --> 01:20:48,917
Come on, come on, come on!
964
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:53,113
THE PHONE RINGS.
965
01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:57,832
Free, free! Ouch!
You hurt my fibula.
966
01:20:58,081 --> 01:21:00,276
My briefcase...
967
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:04,070
Go to hell!
Illiterate!
968
01:21:05,761 --> 01:21:07,991
Yes, he will be there.
969
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:10,516
Agree.
970
01:21:12,721 --> 01:21:17,670
I've tried to tell you so many times,
but I never succeeded.
971
01:21:18,721 --> 01:21:20,757
Yes, I'm an asshole.
972
01:21:22,001 --> 01:21:24,037
Savage, I love you.
973
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:28,552
I love you too, Serena.
974
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:34,477
I'm Martina's pae'e'o...
975
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:38,313
..and I can't live without Matteo.
976
01:21:39,601 --> 01:21:41,353
Excuse me.
977
01:21:41,601 --> 01:21:43,432
Sorry everyone.
978
01:21:43,681 --> 01:21:47,754
I lied to you, but I did it
because I didn't want to lose you.
979
01:21:48,001 --> 01:21:51,960
Without you, what do I do?
How do I live?
980
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:58,679
You should love each other like I love you
because loving is also giving and...
981
01:21:58,921 --> 01:22:02,755
They left.
Go and die ammae'e'ati!
982
01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:05,959
You don't do that with a person!
983
01:22:06,921 --> 01:22:08,877
Is it a plum?
984
01:22:11,721 --> 01:22:15,077
What anguish!
What is it? It's broken.
985
01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:16,879
BELL
986
01:22:18,440 --> 01:22:21,399
They forgave me! Here I am!
987
01:22:22,801 --> 01:22:24,154
Love!
988
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:28,280
How disgusting! Who is he?
What does he want?
989
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:34,312
Commander, how should I behave
with the ladies' bill?
990
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:37,519
I'm experiencing a tragedy
and you're talking about bills?
991
01:22:37,761 --> 01:22:40,878
MOBILE PHONE RING
I hear the music.
992
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:42,679
Yes?
993
01:22:42,921 --> 01:22:44,639
As?
994
01:22:44,881 --> 01:22:49,636
- Holy shit! When?
- �Zoe'e'a�! You can tell he's a pilot.
995
01:22:49,881 --> 01:22:52,793
He calls me "love" and then flies away.
996
01:23:03,641 --> 01:23:06,394
George, I have a surprise for you.
997
01:23:15,001 --> 01:23:16,753
Here's the shit.
998
01:23:17,001 --> 01:23:19,515
- Did you bring the money?
- Yes.
999
01:23:21,841 --> 01:23:24,401
Do you want to check? Here you are.
1000
01:23:24,641 --> 01:23:26,711
Hey! Stay calm!
1001
01:23:26,961 --> 01:23:29,077
I want the negatives.
1002
01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:31,881
Give him the photos!
1003
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:35,670
Here are the negatives.
Be careful with that thing.
1004
01:23:35,921 --> 01:23:38,993
- What are you doing?
- Here, take the money.
1005
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:40,240
Hey!
1006
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:43,114
The briefcase! The briefcase!
1007
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:47,115
These blackmailers
they are truly gods...
1008
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:51,158
You idiots!
Oh God, the bomb!
1009
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:56,111
- George, how does it look on me?
- Love, you are beautiful...
1010
01:23:56,360 --> 01:24:00,320
..but you always treat me badly.
- Try to understand me.
1011
01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:06,113
I have a position of responsibility.
We need to save our appearances.
1012
01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:11,560
- I don't want to go back to selling like this in Capri.
- Will you ever take me to Capri?
1013
01:24:11,801 --> 01:24:13,757
Yes, I promised.
1014
01:24:14,801 --> 01:24:16,871
SINGING.
1015
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:21,080
Memories?
You met me dressed like this.
1016
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:24,719
Oh!
1017
01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:30,278
George, take me!
I fly away!
1018
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:33,157
Cyrus!
1019
01:24:36,921 --> 01:24:38,877
Did you think you were smart?
1020
01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:45,310
You're no longer a bomb
so brave. Give us back the negatives!
1021
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:52,197
Let's get it!
1022
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:53,840
Go, go!
1023
01:24:54,081 --> 01:24:55,833
The polie'ia!
1024
01:24:56,081 --> 01:24:59,630
SINGING
THE MARK OF THE TARGET.
1025
01:25:02,081 --> 01:25:05,073
I'm happy to see you!
1026
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:08,074
You're screwed! Prrr!
1027
01:25:09,681 --> 01:25:13,276
Excuse me? As he said before?
1028
01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:17,275
�I'm happy to see you!� - No...
1029
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:22,754
�Run!
Corinne is in danger.�
1030
01:25:23,001 --> 01:25:26,073
Corinne?
What the hell does Corinne have to do with it?
1031
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:30,280
Corinne is not in danger, but me!
Look at those over there.
1032
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:34,275
Come and get the negatives!
Here they are, I have them.
1033
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:37,513
Are you afraid? Bums!
You are bums!
1034
01:25:37,761 --> 01:25:42,118
- They're making a movie.
- Aren't you afraid of them either?
1035
01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:46,752
- Ready to roll! Engine...
- Party! Ciak on the pitch.
1036
01:25:47,001 --> 01:25:48,753
It's 4-1, first.
1037
01:25:49,801 --> 01:25:53,760
- Go with the camera-car.
- What do I do now? I'm running away!
1038
01:25:54,001 --> 01:25:58,916
Where am I going? In this country
there isn't even a bicycle!
1039
01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:01,721
Away, away, away!
1040
01:26:01,961 --> 01:26:03,519
Stop...
1041
01:26:08,001 --> 01:26:12,153
- Get in!
- Go, daddy's slayer!
1042
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:14,710
- You idiot!
- Are you afraid?
1043
01:26:14,961 --> 01:26:18,954
- Cesare, what are you doing here?
- I couldn't leave you alone.
1044
01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:23,160
I followed you, then I saw you
in difficulty and I intervened.
1045
01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:28,998
- Did you understand?
- Thank you! Think I didn't want you to marry my daughter.
1046
01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:33,029
If I had two,
you could have married them both!
1047
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:37,115
Let me kiss you, my prince ae'e'uro.
Bravo!
1048
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:42,230
Now that there are two of us, let's catch up
the negatives from those two "tears".
1049
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:46,599
- You idiot! I have the negatives.
- We fooled them twice!
1050
01:26:46,841 --> 01:26:52,074
- Why?
- I also recovered the briefcase. - The briefcase?
1051
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:55,870
The bomb? Your bastards!
1052
01:26:56,120 --> 01:27:01,400
- And who doesn't tell me!
- Throw it away! -Are you stupid? I don't see!
1053
01:27:05,961 --> 01:27:09,112
My goodness, what a bang!
1054
01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:11,636
You're such a bastard!
1055
01:27:11,881 --> 01:27:15,396
How beautiful!
I am alive and in one piece.
1056
01:27:15,641 --> 01:27:18,439
- Where is the bomb?
- Which bomb?
1057
01:27:18,681 --> 01:27:22,560
- What's in here?
- There's money.
1058
01:27:22,801 --> 01:27:26,714
- My money!
- Are you happy, Mr. Carli?
1059
01:27:26,961 --> 01:27:30,874
You are Carli's Angel!
I am happy!
1060
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:32,713
Let's go down.
1061
01:27:32,961 --> 01:27:36,556
What happiness!
My father-in-law, where is he?
1062
01:27:36,801 --> 01:27:39,235
It's freezing! How cold!
1063
01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:44,350
Chicco, you're gone
to fish for coe'e'e? Chicco!
1064
01:27:44,601 --> 01:27:49,595
- Where are the shoes?
- Here they are, don't scream.
1065
01:27:49,841 --> 01:27:54,073
Hate! They're not mine.
What a disgrace!
1066
01:27:54,320 --> 01:28:00,271
I care about my shoes too,
but I don't make these verses.
1067
01:28:00,520 --> 01:28:04,309
I've never seen it
such beautiful shoes.
1068
01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:07,553
I had put the check in my shoes!
1069
01:28:07,801 --> 01:28:13,159
Did you hide the check in your shoes?
- You there!
1070
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:18,870
You there!
These are not my shoes.
1071
01:28:19,120 --> 01:28:23,672
I swapped them for those
of a customer who has now left.
1072
01:28:23,921 --> 01:28:28,631
- With shoes?
- I think so. - Where did he go?
1073
01:28:33,721 --> 01:28:38,749
Permit! Not these, not these...
Don't be discouraged, let's get back on track.
1074
01:28:39,001 --> 01:28:42,960
- We're already halfway through the group.
- You're the usual imbecile!
1075
01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:47,991
- Surely whoever has my shoes is on the run.
- So we go to the podium.
1076
01:29:08,761 --> 01:29:12,993
- How was it with you?
- He was a dad, I loved him.
1077
01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:16,551
Don't even say it.
With what he did!
1078
01:29:16,801 --> 01:29:21,158
How could I not have noticed
of anything in all these years?
1079
01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:26,395
He was so thoughtful,
attentive and passionate!
1080
01:29:26,641 --> 01:29:29,997
- He was tender, understanding and present.
- Generous.
1081
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:33,916
- He gave me the machine as a gift.
- Really?
1082
01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:40,156
- For me only the Playstation. Strone'o!
- Don't speak badly of your father.
1083
01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:45,395
- Ane'i, don't talk about it anymore.
- Yes, I don't want to hear about him anymore.
1084
01:29:45,641 --> 01:29:50,590
Fabio Trivellone is the tourist
who jumped from the fifth floor...
1085
01:29:50,841 --> 01:29:53,196
..of the Hotel Plae'a.
1086
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:59,152
He was identified grae'ie
to the documents he had in his jacket.
1087
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:02,313
The man is at Amsterdam Hospital.
1088
01:30:03,721 --> 01:30:07,953
Male, fifty years old, white,
almost blue color, pressure 10le'5...
1089
01:30:08,200 --> 01:30:12,194
...evident signs of frostbite,
bruises all over the body.
1090
01:30:12,440 --> 01:30:16,957
Dad, it's cold in December
to shit under...
1091
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:23,276
..and you collect the things? My mom,
you look like the Yeti's brother!
1092
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:26,911
Instead of balls
I have two snowballs.
1093
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:30,710
You should have seen!
He already came down like this... Phew!
1094
01:30:30,961 --> 01:30:33,919
It looked like he had taken aim.
1095
01:30:36,921 --> 01:30:40,197
- Is this the plan?
- Yes, tonight is '07.
1096
01:30:56,961 --> 01:30:59,077
Dad, who are these?
1097
01:31:00,641 --> 01:31:03,633
I don't know!
No! Who are these?
1098
01:31:03,881 --> 01:31:05,997
I don't know!
1099
01:31:12,480 --> 01:31:14,437
WEDDING MARCLA.
1100
01:31:18,041 --> 01:31:21,397
- Are you excited?
- A bit'. - You're like dad.
1101
01:31:21,641 --> 01:31:27,238
- Zac! You got her pregnant right away.
- Mom is coming. -Ahh!
1102
01:31:27,480 --> 01:31:29,233
Where you go?
1103
01:31:31,081 --> 01:31:33,515
Love! Darling...
1104
01:31:34,921 --> 01:31:37,116
- Best wishes.
- Serena!
1105
01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:39,713
Treasure!
1106
01:31:39,961 --> 01:31:42,919
- My little one!
- Go away!
1107
01:31:43,801 --> 01:31:45,553
Matthew!
1108
01:31:48,841 --> 01:31:53,835
What a wonderful occasion
to see us all together again!
1109
01:31:54,081 --> 01:31:56,641
But they are unpleasant.
1110
01:31:56,881 --> 01:32:00,715
- I'm still a little pissed off.
- You insist!
1111
01:32:00,961 --> 01:32:05,113
- The other night they were talking about you.
- What were they saying? - You're a bitch...
1112
01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:09,400
..but it's already something.
Before they said worse things.
1113
01:32:09,641 --> 01:32:11,199
Here's Carla.
1114
01:32:11,440 --> 01:32:14,399
- How am I?
- Fix yourself here first!
1115
01:32:14,641 --> 01:32:17,599
Long live the bride! Long live the bride!
1116
01:32:18,841 --> 01:32:21,878
- Drill?
- Who invited you?
1117
01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:25,875
Who invited her!
I am the father of the bride.
1118
01:32:26,120 --> 01:32:31,036
- She always pisses me off. He got the wrong church!
- What does he say!
1119
01:32:31,280 --> 01:32:36,833
- This church was booked by my future son-in-law.
- Hello, dad.
1120
01:32:39,641 --> 01:32:42,678
- Voil�!
- Hi love!
1121
01:32:42,921 --> 01:32:46,277
How beautiful you are!
You are a doll.
1122
01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:51,720
Where is the box? Do you do drugs?
Have you taken any substance TOPANTl?
1123
01:32:51,961 --> 01:32:53,519
Let's go.
1124
01:32:55,041 --> 01:33:00,718
- Compliments! He has great class.
- I know, but it's a big head...
1125
01:33:00,961 --> 01:33:05,034
- He's a very good boy.
- The sooner your daughter knows, the better.
1126
01:33:05,280 --> 01:33:09,274
- What?
- You have to leave the church for an hour and mee'e'a. - Come on!
1127
01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:14,151
- Please don't make me upset.
- I won't let it alter...
1128
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:18,474
- Permission! Come on, it's late.
- No, the funeral is at ten.
1129
01:33:18,721 --> 01:33:22,680
- Condolences!
- The priest got the reservations mixed up.
1130
01:33:22,921 --> 01:33:26,709
- Do you have wedding rings?
- Yes... I left them in the car.
1131
01:33:26,961 --> 01:33:29,156
Carli, come.
1132
01:33:30,921 --> 01:33:35,870
Come with me, it's a false problem.
My son gets married first.
1133
01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:39,875
- Then if there's time, your daughter.
- What does he say!
1134
01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:43,318
- What did he do?
- It? She has soft hands.
1135
01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:48,351
- How do I get the wedding rings now?
- Wait! We need an idea.
1136
01:33:48,601 --> 01:33:53,436
Give the glass a nice smack,
a great shot!
1137
01:33:53,681 --> 01:33:57,356
- You need something sharp.
- A punch, right?
1138
01:33:57,601 --> 01:34:03,233
- No! - Yes! -Open the flap. - No.
- Open it and take the otter out.
1139
01:34:03,480 --> 01:34:06,598
You look like sisters.
Shall we take a photo?
1140
01:34:08,841 --> 01:34:14,040
- Really? - Are you happy?
- All's well that ends well.
1141
01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:18,559
- Well!
- Is it my fault if you are incompetent? - I'll take the photo like this.
1142
01:34:18,801 --> 01:34:21,918
Who notices? Smile.
1143
01:34:22,160 --> 01:34:23,514
Stop...
1144
01:35:13,320 --> 01:35:18,395
Now there's your Enrico! I found it
two guys who told me...
1145
01:35:18,641 --> 01:35:22,600
Fuck you! I was wrong,
I shouldn't have said this.
1146
01:35:24,801 --> 01:35:28,874
Dad, are there any problems if I go away?
- What do you mean?
1147
01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:33,717
- I met a ragae'e'a and we arranged to meet.
- When?
1148
01:35:33,961 --> 01:35:35,519
Now.
1149
01:35:37,921 --> 01:35:40,481
I don't remember a cae'e'o.
1150
01:35:45,041 --> 01:35:49,000
You had to see it!
My father-in-law went down... Phew!
1151
01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:53,598
It looked like he had taken aim.
He's a magician, not like my sister...
1152
01:35:53,841 --> 01:35:59,074
..who gave birth upstairs.
Who are these? Dunno!
1153
01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:02,074
Who do you think they are?
1154
01:36:05,601 --> 01:36:09,799
- Maybe we should have warned dad first.
- And what surprise is that?
1155
01:36:10,041 --> 01:36:11,997
SPEAKS SPANISH.
1156
01:36:24,560 --> 01:36:28,554
Love, we have a morning
all for us.
1157
01:36:28,801 --> 01:36:32,760
Matteo doesn't wake up and you carry me
to buy the Christmas present!
1158
01:36:33,001 --> 01:36:35,959
You know I have no imagination and...
1159
01:36:49,961 --> 01:36:51,713
Remember, George?
1160
01:37:00,520 --> 01:37:02,751
Where do we hide it?
1161
01:37:03,001 --> 01:37:08,280
There in a place where no one
will he be able to...
1162
01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:11,351
But fuck you!
1163
01:37:11,601 --> 01:37:16,550
- Did you follow me?
- Yes. At least my daughter... Holy shit!
1164
01:37:17,480 --> 01:37:19,233
Go, go!
1165
01:37:22,881 --> 01:37:24,951
Love...
1166
01:37:25,200 --> 01:37:27,032
Stop! Stop everyone!
1167
01:37:27,280 --> 01:37:29,237
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